How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Lets go Yankees

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Women's Rights

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Derp

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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