Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

You know whats better than 24? 25

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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