Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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