Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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WILLY

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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you gay?

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Anti Joke

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