SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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