- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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