someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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I work at jcpenny

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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