Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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A French man gets into a fight

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Guess what? Bananas

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Replacement Referees

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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