-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

I work at jcpenny

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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