knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

were at work systems r down

who is not good looking? mon morello

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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