- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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