- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

were at work systems r down

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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