- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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