Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Nuneaton..

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Anti Joke

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