What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Anti Joke

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