- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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