Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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