How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Knock knock What?

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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