What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Water? I hardly know her.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

i killed my family

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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