Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

So a jew walks into a bar!

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

penis in the camel

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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