Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Lewis

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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