Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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