- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Where's my tractor?

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Dumb

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

i dont care if you rate me or not

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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