Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

heat!

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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