- Anti Joke

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Microwave

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross