A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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http://www.com/

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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What color is red paint? Red

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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there was once a jew

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Anti Joke

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