Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Sex education in Texas.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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Anti Joke

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