Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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