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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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