i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Ben Corbishley

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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