Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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It says so on your cap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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