why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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The queen having a shit

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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