- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

I work at jcpenny

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

I LIKE TRAINS

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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