Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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i like it in the mouth

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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V I T A M I N C !

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Women's rights.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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