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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Dude man, I'm high...

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Asians.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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