- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

A women left the kitchen.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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