- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

How's the weather? Good.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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