What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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