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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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