why do mexicans get made fun of

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

A man... walks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Who wants $300? Me too.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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