knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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2 Penises

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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