When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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