- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Who invented apple? God

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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did you stub your toe?

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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