- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

A women left the kitchen.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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