why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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