- Anti Joke

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

child labor

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness