- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

mental kid

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

mark is religion

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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