Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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