- Anti Joke

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

justin littleton being sucessful

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?