- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Flowers are colors Love me

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

He walked in a bar

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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