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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Roses are flowers.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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