- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

this is stupid .... yep

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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