What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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