- Anti Joke

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar