What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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