Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

an athiest walks into a church

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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