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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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