- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

I once did something.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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