What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Kys

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Weed.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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