- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

every knight i see an owl at window

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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