- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

justin littleton being sucessful

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Barack Obama.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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