- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

justin littleton being sucessful

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Barack Obama.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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