- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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