Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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