- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

everyone dislike this

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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