- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

White men's rights

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Justin Bieber

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

A dog was barking at a tree

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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