- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A women in the kitchen.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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