What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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epic win?

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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