- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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