- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What did death say to life? Go die

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

so today i took a poop. hehe

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