- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

women's rights

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

knock knock who's there? hope

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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