A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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That is so fetch

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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