- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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