- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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