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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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