Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Bumsniffer

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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