roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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a ab

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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