What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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