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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Obama

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What the hell are you doing?

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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