- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

I like touching my boobs

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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