- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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