- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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