- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

who's a slut... you're mom

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

i have a christmas tree.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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