- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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