what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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