Women's Rights

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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4 hours later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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