- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

YOLO You only like Oreos

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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