A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Albino African Americans

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

The Big Band Theory

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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