- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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