What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

thumb_up thumb_down

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

thumb_up thumb_down

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

thumb_up thumb_down

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

thumb_up thumb_down

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

thumb_up thumb_down

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

thumb_up thumb_down

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

thumb_up thumb_down

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

thumb_up thumb_down

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

thumb_up thumb_down

What is both bold and brash? Fox

thumb_up thumb_down

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

thumb_up thumb_down

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

thumb_up thumb_down

matt has ebola...funny right!?

thumb_up thumb_down

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops