- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Bark I'm a tree

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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