Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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what's white and sticky semen

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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YOLO

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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That is so fetch

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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