- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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