- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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