- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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