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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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