Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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YOLO

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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what's white and sticky semen

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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