Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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