- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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