- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

were at work systems r down

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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