- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.