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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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