Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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