- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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