Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Nickleback.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

WOw you have no life

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Anti Joke

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