why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

OOOOPPS /

How did the black person die? Of old age

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

go F*** yourself

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

guess what what that wasnt it

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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