BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Womens rights.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Knock knock What?

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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